The outlet

This season, I am mostly drinking this.

2011-09-01T03:29:00.000-07:00

It tastes terrible, I recommend you all try it.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you

2011-08-09T05:16:00.000-07:00

http://yfrog.com/h4sx8hwj

The world's most incompetant looter.

While all the other goons were stealing expensive luxury plasma TV's

he stole(it is alleged)

well

see for yourself

Anime overload?

2011-04-27T04:47:00.000-07:00

Is it possible I'm watching too much anime?

oh well, itadakimasu!

efail

2011-01-19T10:10:00.001-08:00

Erm, maybe I should have took a screeny of those epic ebay auctions

oh well :D

Ebay, and self belief, Part 2

2010-08-04T11:19:00.000-07:00

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220648524728&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:VRI

OPEN FOR OFFERS...IF YOU HAVE A REALISTIC OFFER PLEASE MAKE IT, I AM FED UP OF SARCASTIC 'QUESTIONS' RELATING TO THIS ITEM...I AM NOT A TRADER, I DO NOT KNOW THE LIST PRICES FOR THESE THINGS, SO I NEED OFFERS!

AHAHAHAHAHAHa

"realistic" so he still wants something stupid

my worthless opinion? it's around £150 for the lot, the CDI's are somewhat rare so probably that'll push the price up, but everything else?

if the guy split it into systems he'd probably get a fair price for it all, fair that is, but likely not in his mind.

Anyway, I have no idea if anyone reads this but a hearty YAY! to all the people taking the piss.

That's not quite right.

2010-07-31T10:58:00.001-07:00

Something I heard today "I've bought some corned beef so we can have a ham salad".

Ebay, and self belief

2010-07-31T06:50:00.000-07:00

First I noticed.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Huge-collection-PS1-PS2-Amiga-C64-CDI-mega-drive-MORE-/220641033799?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_PC_Video_Games_Video_Games_JS&hash=item335f3afe47

Then, when nobody picked up this "obvious bargain"

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220644794992

Learning is fun, let's watch this crap for a while, and I agree with the questioner.

Q: Lol about your pricing :)

I don't know why it is, but people with nonsensically fantasistic views on the value of their property bug me.

Rapidshare, your captcha

2008-05-24T10:17:00.000-07:00

it's utter crap.

Guess you REALLY want people to pay for membership huh?

Because I can't be arsed to parse that deformed cat nonsense.

I'm sure to some that this is a case of "old news is old" but I just discovered the joy of this crap today, and it's crap and therefore is crap.

JFKG

Yes, I can read this one, after multiple tries, this is as legible as it gets

yay!

it still sucks ass

serving suggestion

2007-11-15T16:54:00.000-08:00

ok, it's about time I damn well did a blog filled with bile, vitriol and hatred

to begin, let's ponder something dear to my heart and several other vital organs.

We've all seen them, those handy hints on food products as to how one "might" just eat this processed particular culinary masterpiece, so here, for your amusement, a collection of suggested ways(in installments) to better increase our risk of industrialised gastronomic joy.

The rule for inclusion is: the product bears the legend "serving suggestion" and has imagery that doesn't quite make enough sense, it's not enough to simply have a stupid picture on the product, it has to have "serving suggestion" on aswell, thus making the stupid image a serious idea of how one may choose to enjoy the product.

And by choose I mean be forced to as the serving suggestion must be obeyed.

The point of this is not ridicule and abuse, it's love and respect.

Let's serve as suggested!

Let's mash it up!

For our first meal let's have a giant deposit of mash hewn in such a way that it was served by some kind of mash excreting behemoth.

Worthy of note is the curiously diminutive portion of cylindrical meat, no doubt from a curiosly diminutive cylindrical meat beast and for added extra flavour the greens splattered with a random spread of mutilated tomato all served on a base of red "fluid" really provide us with the one correct way to eat this magnificent feast.

Also worthy of note is tiny leaves that look like they were scattered by a subtle autumnal breeze.

And finally, the whole concoction is placed on our rustic kitchen table (it could also be a bare wooden floor, we might be really poor), the knife and fork waiting patiently at the right of the plate, we can only anticipate the feast we are to partake of in delight.

More of this nonsense soon :)