I had completely forgotten about this blog, maybe I should start filling it with my hopes and dreams again.

Lol, I'll just fill it with nonsense instead, and I just realised I just missed a fine quality photographic opportunity 5 minutes ago, oh well, I'll be sure to do this tomorrow, I can only imagine the excitement this statement causes.

lol. me go n( (o ) (O) )n

pfft.

Sometimes, things happen, sometimes nothing happens, but only sometimes.

No time to lose.
Big¹ things are happening.

¹ May not be big.

Today I learned a new Japanese word

Tsundoku

(n.) buying books and not reading them; letting books pile up unread on shelves or floors or nightstands.


I wonder if there's a Yandoku who attacks anyone who goes near their precious books.

I may be tsundoku, *looks at pile of books*, well.. a little.

Oh deer!

Deer vs Bus, situation, OK.

For fans of Commodore, the Commodore is Awesome site has had a site upgrade, get yourself over there and join in!

Commodore is Awesome

Idiocy. Just...

I have finally lost my mind.

There is no hope for humanity.

http://notalwaysright.com/picked-at-the-peaks-of-flavor/20370

People are scary.

Concise Anime Reviews: Episode something of something

A review of the so far seen episodes of Upotte.

Episode 1: Lol wut?
Episode 2: Teh lol wut?
Episode 3: No really, wtf?
Episode 4: Er.. why am I watching this.. there is odd and there is odd.
Episode 5: WHAT THE F***?! WHAT ER?!??! WHAT THE F*** (Yes, that scene)
Episode 6: O_o ~(twitch)

Anyway, looking forward to episode 7!

O_o

Upbeat cheerful anime review time!

She, the ultimate weapon. aka Saikano: The Last Love Song on This Little Planet aka 最終兵器彼女

Everyone dies. The end.

This season, I am mostly drinking this.

It tastes terrible, I recommend you all try it.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you

http://yfrog.com/h4sx8hwj

The world's most incompetant looter.

While all the other goons were stealing expensive luxury plasma TV's

he stole(it is alleged)

well

see for yourself

Anime overload?

Is it possible I'm watching too much anime?

oh well, itadakimasu!

That's not quite right.

Something I heard today "I've bought some corned beef so we can have a ham salad".

Rapidshare, your captcha

it's utter crap.

Guess you REALLY want people to pay for membership huh?

Because I can't be arsed to parse that deformed cat nonsense.

I'm sure to some that this is a case of "old news is old" but I just discovered the joy of this crap today, and it's crap and therefore is crap.

JFKG

Yes, I can read this one, after multiple tries, this is as legible as it gets

yay!

it still sucks ass

serving suggestion

ok, it's about time I damn well did a blog filled with bile, vitriol and hatred

to begin, let's ponder something dear to my heart and several other vital organs.

We've all seen them, those handy hints on food products as to how one "might" just eat this processed particular culinary masterpiece, so here, for your amusement, a collection of suggested ways(in installments) to better increase our risk of industrialised gastronomic joy.

The rule for inclusion is: the product bears the legend "serving suggestion" and has imagery that doesn't quite make enough sense, it's not enough to simply have a stupid picture on the product, it has to have "serving suggestion" on aswell, thus making the stupid image a serious idea of how one may choose to enjoy the product.

And by choose I mean be forced to as the serving suggestion must be obeyed.

The point of this is not ridicule and abuse, it's love and respect.

Let's serve as suggested!

Let's mash it up!

For our first meal let's have a giant deposit of mash hewn in such a way that it was served by some kind of mash excreting behemoth.

Worthy of note is the curiously diminutive portion of cylindrical meat, no doubt from a curiosly diminutive cylindrical meat beast and for added extra flavour the greens splattered with a random spread of mutilated tomato all served on a base of red "fluid" really provide us with the one correct way to eat this magnificent feast.

Also worthy of note is tiny leaves that look like they were scattered by a subtle autumnal breeze.

And finally, the whole concoction is placed on our rustic kitchen table (it could also be a bare wooden floor, we might be really poor), the knife and fork waiting patiently at the right of the plate, we can only anticipate the feast we are to partake of in delight.

More of this nonsense soon :)